Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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