How high is a Chinaman

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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