What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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hello anomonous

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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I love you

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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