- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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