- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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