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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

So a baby seal walks into a club

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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