- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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