A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A man walks into a vagina

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

willie revilame

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Loperson

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

fduck

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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