Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

a jew walks out of a furnace

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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