- Anti Joke

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.