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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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