Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Anti Joke

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