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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Miscarriages.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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