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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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