Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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im at school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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