Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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