- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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