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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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