- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

You know what's catchy? A cold

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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