Once upon a time, The end.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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womens rights

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Yock

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Anti Joke

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