Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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