- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What can make you pee? Liquid

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What's the difference between a duck?

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

I dont have a girlfriend

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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