If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Wenis Penis

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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kaite is dumb that is true

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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