Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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whats my name? Matt

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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refridgrator

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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