D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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womens rights

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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destiny

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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