im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Once upon a time, The end.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Whats green? The color green.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

British Dentistry

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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