A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Sarah Palin

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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