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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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