What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Smelly Indians.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Your mums a potato

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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