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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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