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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Anti Joke

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