Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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