when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Knock, Knock ...

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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