- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

The Joke Below

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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