Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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