Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Your social life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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