- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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