- Anti Joke

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

my wife came out of the kitchen....

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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