What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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