I LIKE TRAINS

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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