Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Once upon a time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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