- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

YOU

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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