- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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