- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

I woke up today

Today is March 22.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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