- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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