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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What? Why?

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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