Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What stops a train? A missile

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Your biggest fan.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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