- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Set up Punch line.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

your moms my other ride

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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