- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm hungry.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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