A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

The government

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

field day?

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